Studying is my part time Job that doesn't pay me any money.
I should be studying, of course the wonders of the Internet, however lack luster I find them to be still comes off as more entertaining than the idea of stuffing my cranium full of knowledge for an upcoming exam.By upcoming of course I mean tomorrow because I'm edgy like that.
I always tell myself that I will start studying as I inquire the information, this happens about as often as Mary Kate Olsen (or was it Ashley?) eats, so as you can imagine I don't do it often.
My body goes through some biological turbulence otherwise known as laziness that hinders me from sitting down, hauling out books and laptops and focusing long enough to finish reading the title.
These excuses won't help me get any better, I understand that, I can work on assignments and be fine with that, but as soon as I know I have to memorize a bunch of information for an exam I get all flustered.
As the title states, studying has become like that musky unpleasant part time job that you feel forced to do in order to have money in your pockets, yet you don't get paid for it.
So in the end I'm a really cheap dirty whore for my pimp named Education.
posted by Porcelain Injections @ 2:54 PM
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